jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

monkeysaysficus:

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

That’s my night cheese face

kyliesparks27:

patrickat:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.

The nighttime coughing aching sneezing “Holy shit what year is it now?” medicine.

"one night"yeah one night and you’ll be fucked up for good off of that.

kyliesparks27:

patrickat:

lostinhistory:

teallikethecolor:

a-strong-female-character:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

CHLOROFORM?!

That’ll do it.

Back when medicine was a party in a bottle.

The nighttime coughing aching sneezing “Holy shit what year is it now?” medicine.

"one night"
yeah one night and you’ll be fucked up for good off of that.

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

jsmn:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

This is the best thing.

pottersir:

i don’t mean to brag or anything, but the 7th harry potter book was dedicated to me